I need help. 

"Alex B" (alexb420) 01/04/2015 at 13:55 • Filed to: Audi, 60L, Mercedes 280

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Audi 60L and Mercedes 280 S for your time.

What's the best comeback you can think of to this situation? I got put in a weird group chat last night. The person who created the group chat was a friend of a friend who I'm no longer friends with. Anyway, this person chatted me on the side I have no clue who they are, but they seem annoying. So what's the best way to comeback/burn them? Thanks Oppo!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex B 01/04/2015 at 13:57

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Leave to group chat? Block the number? Why waste your time?

PS9 > Alex B 01/04/2015 at 14:01

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Delete the conversation and the number. Further interactions with this person will only result in you becoming that which you most despise in others.

Steve in Manhattan > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 01/04/2015 at 14:02

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Exactly my thoughts.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Alex B 01/04/2015 at 14:03

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Dickbutt.

Then delete everything and block the number.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Alex B 01/04/2015 at 14:06

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As the saying goes:

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.

Consider this another vote for the delete conversation and block number approach. :-)

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Alex B 01/04/2015 at 14:06

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Well, you could block them but if you really want to have a go, you could always go for the classic:

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Alex B > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny 01/04/2015 at 14:11

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Haha, very true.

Alex B > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 01/04/2015 at 14:12

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Haha, that's a good one. Then block the number and delete conversation.

crowmolly > Alex B 01/04/2015 at 15:04

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Put the number on a few sales lists.

Alex B > crowmolly 01/04/2015 at 15:47

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Pure evil!

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Alex B 01/04/2015 at 16:37

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Craigslist ad for a free goat. "Habla Español." Or whatever foreign language is spoken most in your area.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Alex B 01/04/2015 at 22:38

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Even better if you sent it as a voicemail with a pseudo-French accent.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Alex B 01/05/2015 at 18:53

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Post the number in the adult section of Craigslist. Eject yourself from the chat, and block the number.

Alex B > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/05/2015 at 19:00

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Diabolical! This might be a good idea. I just wouldn't want to get sued or something.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Alex B 01/05/2015 at 19:02

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or you could call them something really bad, such as a cunt-sucking, bitchy-ass motherfucker.

Alex B > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/05/2015 at 19:05

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A friend of mine simply recommended, "If I'm a loser, what does that make you? Anyway, I have to go. I have friends which is more than you could say."

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Alex B 01/05/2015 at 19:06

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that's a good one. or you could add 'so is your mother,' just for the immaturity factor.

Alex B > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/05/2015 at 19:18

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Haha, I just sent that one.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Alex B 01/05/2015 at 19:41

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any response?

Alex B > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/05/2015 at 20:36

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No. Not yet